inbabylontheywept:

thepartyponies:

somerandomdudelmao:

I just….I just learned that there’s a word in the English language…for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have….I learned that it’s called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I’m in love

thememedaddy:

beemovieerotica:

so funny in dragon age inquisition where everyone was like “hoooly fuck. can solas shut up. can he stop talking about spirits and the fade for 5 fucking secondsss.” is like if you had a coworker who texted you nonstop like “broooo I love surfing i love the sea 💦🏝⛵🌊 haha water and shit yo. man let’s hit some waves let’s cowabunga let’s swim with the fishiessss haha hmu” and then you find out he’s poseidon

notebooks-and-laptops:

People saying that Davrin and Lucianis hate one another and are mean in banter and people saying Neve is too mean to you if you chose Treviso Wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me:

amgeforns:

justgazing:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

ascholarlyengineer:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

reading a romance novel where the protagonist feels the need to stop and inform that audience that it’s okay for her, a 27 year old, to hook up with a 31 year old because despite the age difference both of their brains are fully developed. the Discourse really has done incalculable damage.

that’s…they’re adults 4 years apart, who on Earth would think there’s any sort of meaningful age gap

ALT

This is breathtaking

ALT

#you know those posts that are like. pulling up a small weed and discovering it’s attached to a root system that wraps around the sewer line.#this is one of those.

gunitnekoh:

hollowboobtheory:

the end of men in black is so funny. your boss trains you for two days on interplanetary relations then says “ok I think you can take it from here. I’m wiping my own memory so don’t bother calling me if you have any questions”

This is just modern on site training

cottoncandylesbo:

the first person to turn an apple to sauce… what hubris. no other fruit gets this treatment. well, except for the wretched tomato. but that’s a punishment, because the tomato is morally corrupt.

despazito:

2mo3cm-man:

micro-usb-deactivated20230625: